Unreleased Songs

Television Personalities Unreleased Songs Lyrics
1.I Know Where Syd Barrett Lives

Lyricist:Treacy Daniel

There's a little man in a little house
With a little pet dog and a little pet mouse
I know where he lives and I visit him
We have Sunday tea, sausages and beans

I know where he lives
'Cause I know where Syd Barrett lives

He was very famous once upon a time
But no one knows even if he's alive
But I know where he lives and I visit him
In a little hut in Cambridge

I know where he lives
'Cause I know where Syd Barrett lives

And the trees and the flowers are so pretty, aren't they?

He was very famous once upon a time
And no one cares even if he's alive
(We do)
But I know where he lives and I visit him
In a little hut by the edge of the wood

Oh, shut up


2.Diary Of A Young Man

Lyricist:Treacy Daniel

I draw the curtains on another day
I pick up my diary but there's nothing to say
I went to see a friend to see how she's been
But when I got there she wasn't in, she never is

I sat in the park for what seemed hours on end
Watching autumn leaves falling from the trees
And the birds flying high up in the breeze
And tomorrow it could not rain but then again it always does

I buy a ticket for the mystery train
As soon as I get there it's time to come home again
And from every window there's a different view
But I still can't find you, I don't think I ever will


3.Ex-Girlfriend Club

Hi, welcome to my ex-girlfriend club
Have you met Allison, Emily, Christine, Daniella?
You said you give me a heart attack
I got no style, I'm strictly words, me, got no style

Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club
Help yourself to the salad bar
I'm in a corner, how am I gonna do it?
Don't know what else I can do

Rub a dub, rub a dub, dub
Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club

Have you met Deirdre, Dorothy, Esmorada
I said you give me a heart attack
You wonder why I act like a fool
Because you treat me like one

You're not home
Oh, I see how it is
Oh, each one to one
Why don't you say it to my face

My face turns pale
When I get your emails
You know where I live!
You know where I live!

Oh, it's me with my tail between my legs?
Sorry
Ao, you give me a heart attack
Me, got no style, I'm strictly words
Oh then stop wanking

Hi, welcome to my ex-girlfriend club
How many ways could I express my love for you?
I should've given her a good slap

Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club
Running around town with my head held down
No feelings in my hands
You're a bit too young to understand
Don't be fooled by looks
I'm still Danny from the blocks

What time is it?
Now I can't love
We can still remember, can't we?
I got an email today from Puff Daddy
He likes how I sing
Maybe I should get a tattoo and some bling, bling

So you give me a heart attack
Rub a dub, rub a dub, dub
Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club
Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club

All aboard
Have a nice day, I'm gradually turning gay
Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club


4.She Can Stop Traffic

She can stop traffic
She can do magic
Love can be magic
But she can stop traffic

She can do magic
She can stop traffic
Life can be tragic
But she can do magic

Tragic, magic


5.All The Young Children On Crack

All the young children on smack
All the young children on crack
They deserve something better
Let's give them something back

I don't believe that anyone is born bad
I don't believe that anyone is born sad
But some people are born mad


6.I Was A Mod Before You Was A Mod (Easy Mix)

I can go anywhere anytime I choose
I will never ever be a substitute
Just set me free and then you'll watch me fly
And heaven knows I'm a lucky guy

I look pretty cool in my bowling shoes
My Ben Sherman shirt is a classic shade of blue

Cause I was mod before you was a mod
Yeah I was mod before you was a mod

We're moving around on a cool dance floor
You're taking me down to a distant shore

I'm grooving the night with Mr. Glove
He's showing me things that I didn't know
Drop some blues and away we go
Taking a trip down to the coast
Oh yeah

Cause I was mod before you was a mod
Yeah I was mod before you was a mod

And you take me to a higher ground
The coolest love that I have ever found
Just set me free and then you watch me fly
And heaven knows I'm a lucky guy

I can go anywhere anytime I choose
I will never ever be a substitute
Just set me free and then you'll watch me fly
And heaven knows I'm a lucky guy

I look pretty cool in my bowling shoes
My Ben Sherman shirt is a classic shade of blue

Cause I was a mod before you was a mod
Yeah I was mod before you was a mod


7.She Lives For The Moment

She Lives For The Moment

She lives for the moment
When everything's just right
When the stars are shining bright
She lives for the moment

She lives for the moment
When she feels that she belongs
When the singer sings her song
She lives for the moment

And when she was a child
Her parents' pride and joy
When summer fields are gold
She lives for the moment

She lives for the moment
She lives for the moment
When she knows that she belongs
She lives for the moment

And when the sea is calm
A baby in her arms
And the scars are (...)
Now she's no longer ill

She lives for the moment
When all the grieving's done
When she knows that she belongs
She lives for the moment

When summer turns to autumn
When summer fields are gold
When the story has been told
She lives for the moment

She lives for the moment
When she feels that she belongs
When the singer sings her song
She lives for the moment

She lives for the moment
She lives for the moment


8.None Of This Will Matter When You're Dead

None of this will matter when you're dead
None of this will matter when you're dead

None of this will matter when you're dead
None of this will matter when you're dead

None of this will matter when you're dead
None of this will matter when you're dead

None of this will matter when you're dead
None of this will matter when you're dead

Night time brings the sadness
My souvenirs of madness

None of this will matter when you're dead
None of this will matter when you're dead

None of this will matter when you're dead
None of this will matter when you're dead

Digging a hole so I can hide
A box of tears that I won't pride

My souvenirs of madness
None of this will matter when you're dead

None of this will matter when you're dead
None of this will matter when you're dead

When you're dead
When you're dead
Lay the blanket right up over your head
None of this will matter when you're dead